Pet Peeve Monday: Introduction... on Thursday

I created this blog a year ago with the intention of writing gripping entries that millions would read and would somehow get me a date with Justin Timberlake. Well, to my disappointment, none of that has happened... yet. And I believe it is simply because I created it and abandoned it. So now, new devotion to a new hobby.

I want to make the disclaimer in my debut blog, that I am by no means a professional writer. I write simply for my own enjoyment (and your amusement). And while I do hope that all my spelling, punctuation, and grammar are correct, and that my witty commentary is worthy of publication in a popular magazine, there will inevitably be errors, and for that I apologize. I will do my best to write honestly and openly about things that tickle my fancy (whatever a fancy happens to be), and I make no claims to be an/the expert on anything. I realize many will disagree with my opinions and/or may find them offensive or rude, but that is what makes opinions fun! They are mine and are not necessarily fact! And hopefully, just as many people will find my opinions spot-on, intelligent, and humorous.

So... without further ado, I would like to introduce my first novel idea: Pet Peeve Monday! I consider myself George Carlin-esque, not because of my graying hair, but because of my typically glass-half-empty pessimism. I must say at least ten times a day "THAT is my biggest pet peeve!" I am sadly all too aware of the increasing number of idiots that are present in our society and all of the idiotic things they do on a daily basis. I have wanted to collect a list of my pet peeves to publish in an dictionary-sized book believing that there are thousands of intelligent people out there who share my thoughts. But as I lack the motivation to compile and publish a book that would go straight to the bargain bin, I will share those pet peeves with you, my non-existent followers.

Today, I will not indulge you with a particular pet peeve, merely an introduction to what will be a weekly, Monday edition to my blog. I assume since everyone wakes up on the wrong side of bed at the beginning of the week, we can all share in our common hatred for the morons who are invading our territory. It will also give me an incentive to publish a blog at least once a week to keep you entertained.

Please feel free to share your pet peeves with me. Maybe your pet peeve will be mentioned in a future edition of Pet Peeve Monday!